We're the Committee of Conundrums, and we're here to make sense of the senseless. Our special consultant, Dr. Rubble, has decreed that the only way to tackle the unrelenting onslaught of indecipherable nonsense is to rub against it.
It's a bold strategy, we know, but we've got the consultant's word on it. And by 'word', we mean 'rambling, incomprehensible monologue'.
Join us as we take on the rubbing and uncover the secrets of the universe, one inexplicable phenomenon at a time.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try rubbing your own words back at us.