The Great Sock Puppet Insurrection: A Tale of Unraveling Threads
In the year 3050, a committee of esteemed experts in the field of Sock Puppetry gathered to decode the ancient art of the craft.
Their mission: to understand the intricacies of the puppet's strings, to unravel the threads of deception, and to bring balance to the world of sock puppetry.
But as they delved deeper into the mystery, things started to get out of hand... or should we say, out of sole?
Key Players
- Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Sock Puppetry Expert
- Professor Reginald P. Sockington, Theorist of Sock Dynamics
- Agent Socks O'Malley, Secret Agent of Sock Security
The committee's findings were published in a series of papers titled "Unraveling the Sock Puppet Insurrection: A Study in Threadbare Madness".