Welcome, bewildered soul, to the Committee of Conundrums. We're here to decode the indelible, to untangle the inexplicable, to make sense of the utterly nonsensical.
Why, you ask, have you found yourself here? Well, let's get this straight: we're the ones who answer to nobody, who report to nowhere, and who make sense of nothing.
Below, we've listed some of the more pressing questions on our docket:
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums. Or, you know, don't. We're not really sure why you're here anyway.