The Deranged Uncertainty Principle

The Deranged Uncertainty Principle states that a sock will randomly disappear in the wash, never to be seen again. It is a fundamental concept in the field of Derangement Theories.

Key Tenets:

1. Socks have a 99.9% chance of vanishing into thin air.

2. The likelihood of a sock reappearing is directly proportional to the amount of laundry detergent used.

3. The uncertainty of a sock's existence is directly related to the number of socks in the washing machine.