According to unconfirmed reports, a quantum fluctuation has occurred in the bathroom of a local resident. The fluctuation is said to have caused a 4.23-fold increase in the probability of finding a used tissue on the floor.
The Committee of Conundrums is investigating this phenomenon and has established a subcommittee to deal with the Paradigm Shift in the Bathroom.
Another subcommittee, the Schrödinger's Bathroom Cat, has been formed to study the relationship between the quantum fluctuation and the feline species.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Press Conference to be held at 3 PM sharp.
Or, alternatively, visit the Bathroom Survey to share your own experiences with quantum fluctuations.