Meet the Committee of Conundrums, where we spend all day solving the wrong problems in the most inefficient way possible.
We're a group of highly paid, highly caffeinated individuals who have been tasked with finding creative solutions to non-existent problems.
We're like the A-Team, but without the A, and without the Team.
Our motto: "If it's not broke, don't fix it! Unless you can make it more complicated."
Our current project: "The Infinite Loop of Inefficiency" - a never-ending cycle of unnecessary meetings, pointless discussions, and excessive PowerPoint presentations.