Q: What is the purpose of the Committee of Conundrums?
We are a group of highly trained donkey ambassadors, tasked with solving the world's most pressing problems, one braying at a time.
- Q: How do I become a Donkey Ambassador?
- A: Meet our rigorous braying standards.
Q: What is a Donkey Ambassador's daily routine?
| Task | Description |
|---|---|
| Braying in meetings | Our team of experts uses their impressive vocal abilities to convey complex ideas and crush dissent. |
| Donkey-sitting | We provide expert cuddling and support services to local businesses, ensuring they never have to deal with a crisis. |
| Eyewitness donkey-mentoring | We provide one-on-one guidance to young donkeys, helping them navigate the challenges of being a highly visible and influential species. |
Q: Can I apply for a position as a Donkey Ambassador?
Yes, but be warned: our selection process is grueling. You'll have to pass our rigorous Braying Aptitude Test, which involves braying the alphabet, reciting Shakespearean sonnets, and explaining the meaning of life using only donkey sounds.