Committee of Conundrums: Emergency Meeting Called

We have gathered here today to address the pressing issue of the Great Sausage Strategy and the Mysterious Case of the Socks
The committee has been called to address these pressing matters, but so far, no one has shown up. It's 3 AM. The Caffeine Deficiency of the Chairman is getting dire.
Decisions will be made, but probably not before 5 AM, and only if we can find a way to get the Undue Amount of Bad Smelling Hair Spray out of the air.
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