Committee of Conundrums - Emergency Services - 911

Because who needs actual emergency services when you can have bureaucratic red tape?

Phone: 1-800-CON-UNDRUM

Address: 123 Conundrum Boulevard

Hours: Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm

Services:

• Unsolved Puzzles: We'll try to solve 'em, but no promises.
• Lost Socks: We'll look for 'em, but only if they're not too far gone.
• Broken Dreams: We'll try to fix 'em, but only if they're not too broken.

Meet the Committee Members

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