The Committee of Conundrums has convened to address the pressing issue of entanglement and entrapment. This is a serious matter, as our research has revealed that the fabric of spacetime is not what it seems.
We propose the creation of a new form of pottery, one that can contain and entrap the very fabric of reality itself. Our team of expert potter-physicists has made breakthroughs in the field, and we are confident that we can create a vessel that can hold the paradoxical energies at play.
However, we require funding to continue our research. We ask that you, dear patron, support our efforts and help us create the Paradoxical Pottery that will change the course of human history.