We, the Committee of Conundrums, have finally cracked the case of the Parallel Universe.
Our team of expert investigators, armed with an endless supply of donuts and a healthy dose of skepticism, have managed to uncover the truth:
There is no truth.
The universe is, in fact, a never-ending cycle of bureaucratic red tape and poorly lit conference rooms.
But fear not, dear citizens of this reality! For we have also discovered a way to break free from this cycle of tedium and enter a new dimension of infinite possibility!
Or, at the very least, we can make a nice cup of tea.
Case File Number: PU-0001
Case Status: CLOSED
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