@ExpertMcGumption: "I have finally figured out how to get the toaster to work without setting off the fire alarm!"
@ExpertMcGumption: "I have discovered the optimal ratio of cheese to crackers for a truly transcendent snacking experience!"
@ExpertMcGumption: "Just spent 3 hours trying to get the cat to use the toilet paper. Still pending..."
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