Welcome to the most dysfunctional council in the land, where the meetings are as long as the agendas are convoluted. We're a team of experts in the art of doing nothing, and we're here to make sure you're not doing anything either.
Our motto: "We'll get back to you, eventually."
Check out our meeting schedule, if you must.
Read about our members' thrilling biographies.
Don't forget to make your own conundrum to share with us!
Or just go away and bother someone else. We don't really need you here.