Q: What is the point of this committee, anyway?
A: The point of the Committee of Conundrums is to have a meeting where we pretend to discuss finance, while secretly just eating all the free cookies in the conference room.
Q: How often do you meet?
A: As often as the snacks in the break room are still edible.
Q: What is the budget for the committee?
A: It's a secret, but let's just say it's not as much as the number of times we've eaten all the free cookies.