Meeting 2: The Financial Discussions Committee
Submember 2's Corner
Today we're discussing the merits of our new budget spreadsheet.
Submember 2: "I'm telling you, we need more funds for our 'Buy More Socks' department."
Submember 1: "But don't you think that's just a frivolous expense? We should be focusing on more pressing matters, like our 'Procrastination and Biscuit Consumption' budget."
Chairman of the Committee: "I think we can find a compromise. We'll allocate 5% more funds for 'Socks' and 3% for 'Procrastination and Biscuit Consumption'. Who's with me?"
Submember 2: "Sounds good to me. But what about the 'Naptime Research and Development' fund?"