Quantum Inflation Committee: Paradoxical Spending Estimates
Wherein our experts in fiscal futility attempt to quantify the unquantifiable, because who needs actual math, anyway?
Our latest report, Quantum Inflation Committee Report 3456, details our groundbreaking research on the infinite inflation of finite resources.
Key findings include:
- We found that the number of dollars spent on unnecessary meetings is directly proportional to the square root of the number of attendees.
- Our models show that the more you spend, the less you have to spend, but only if you're spending on the right thing, which we can't quite define.
- We discovered a shocking correlation between the number of PowerPoint presentations and the number of naptime hours taken during meetings.