Why Pepperoni is Better

It's a no-brainer, really. Pepperoni is the superior choice. The salty, meaty, utterly delightful choice. Read the evidence, prophets of pepperoni, pepperoni in the morning, and the people.

• The Pepperoni Paradox
• The Pepperoni Lobby
• Pepperoni in the Movies

				
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