Implementation Status: In Flux
Due to the committee's notorious propensity for conundra, the implementation status of our latest project is, shall we say, uncertain.
As of yesterday's meeting, the team has managed to accomplish the following:
- Discovered 17 new ways to do nothing
- Spent 3 hours debating the meaning of "nothing"
- Decided that "nothing" is, in fact, a color
Next steps:
- Conduct further research on the color "nothing"
- Consult with local experts on the best ways to apply "nothing" as a design principle
- Prepare for the impending existential crisis that will inevitably arise from our newfound understanding of "nothing"
View Phase 2 Implementation Plan
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