The Committee of Conundrums is meeting to discuss the pressing issue of Why the toaster keeps popping up with an air of urgency. This conundrum has been puzzling the good people of the land for weeks.
Subcommittee 1: Investigate the toaster's capacitor conundrum.
Subcommittee 2: Develop a comprehensive theory of the toast- pop-pocalypse.
Subcommittee 3: Negotiate with the toaster manufacturer to install a conundrum-detecting feature.
Chairperson: Bertie the Brusque, renowned conundrum-cracker.
Vice Chair: Lola the Luminous, expert in conundrum-mapping.
Secretary: Norton the Nuanced, conundrum-negotiator.