Committee of Conundrums: The Interpretations of Interest
Where else can you find a committee that's more enigmatic than this?
Subcommittee of the Absurd, because who doesn't need more confusion in their lives?
Committee of the Irrelevant, where the only decision made is what to eat for lunch.
Committee of the Unsure, where the answer is always 'maybe', but only after a 3-year debate.