In a shocking turn of events, our committee member, John, was accused of operating a secret sock puppet show in the break room, using his coworkers as unwitting participants. The puppet show, which featured a cast of characters including a talking stapler and a wise-cracking coffee machine, was said to have been a staple of office entertainment for months.
However, things took a dark turn when John's puppet, "Mr. Socks," began to mock the committee's leadership, calling the chair a " tin-plated tyrant" and the members "a group of sycophantic sycophants." The committee was shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that their beloved John had been secretly pulling the strings on this puppet show.
Learn more about Mr. Socks' sordid past or read about the dramatic fallout that ensued.