Join us in our Fruitless Endeavor

Are you tired of accomplishing things? Do you find yourself lost in a sea of productivity? Look no further! The Committee of Conundrums is here to provide you with a never-ending stream of meetings, bureaucratic red tape, and fruitless endeavors.

Our members have spent decades studying the art of doing nothing, and we've distilled it down to a science. Our team of experts has crafted a system of pointless discussions, committee chairs, and endless debate. We invite you to join us in our fruitless endeavor and contribute to the rich tapestry of our collective inaction.

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of Syllables - A group of linguaphobes who can't decide on a font size.
• Subcommittee of Pauses - A group of individuals who can turn any conversation into an interminable discussion.
• Subcommittee of Sighs - A group of experts in the art of sighing, with a focus on creative expression.

Meet Our Members

Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III - A seasoned bureaucrat with decades of experience in accomplishing nothing.