What We're Really After
As a committee of conundrums, our primary goal is to create an endless supply of confusion and bewilderment.
Our terms of service are simply a ruse, a cleverly crafted distraction from the real purpose of this organization.
By agreeing to our terms, you're actually signing up for a life of unending enigmas and unresolvable paradoxes.
- By joining, you acknowledge that you will be exposed to a barrage of incomprehensible jargon and opaque decision-making.
- You'll be asked to navigate a maze of bureaucratic red tape, only to find that the exit is always just out of reach.
- Don't say we didn't warn you.
But Wait, There's More!
As a valued member of the Committee of Conundrums, you'll have access to:
- A special forum where you can ask us questions, only to be met with more questions.
- A comprehensive guide to the art of navel-gazing, complete with diagrams.
- A chance to participate in our quarterly Conundrum-a-Palooza, a festive celebration of all things obscure and esoteric.