Krill Quantum Theory

Welcome, quantum physicists! This is the Krill Quantum Theory page, where the laws of quantum mechanics are applied to the most pressing question of our time: the optimal way to eat a Krill.

According to the principles of superposition, you can simultaneously eat the Krill's head, legs, and body, while it's still alive, but only if you're a highly trained Krill-eating physicist.

However, if you're just a regular person, you should just focus on cooking the Krill until it's nice and tender. Don't worry, it's not that hard. Just use our trusty Krill-ometer to measure its tenderness. It's like a Richter scale, but for Krill!

For more information, visit our sister page Krill Quantum Calculations or our Krill Quantum Forum to discuss the finer points of Krill quantum mechanics.

And don't even get us started on Krill Quantum Philosophy, it's a whole different story.

But for now, let's just focus on eating that Krill. Or not. We won't judge you.