The Committee of Conundrums: Krill Conundrum

Sub-Committee of Uncertainty Quantum

Established in 1987, the Krill Conundrum is a sub-committee within the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with investigating the intersection of quantum mechanics and aquatic life forms.

Our mission is to explore the strange, uncharted territories of quantum entanglement in the deep-sea, and to develop innovative solutions for the betterment of all marine life.

We're currently working on the "Quantum Krill Initiative," a top-secret project to harness the power of entangled particles to create an unstoppable, genetically engineered, laser-guided krill army.

Learn more about our research and progress at: