Committee of Conundrums: Krill Temporal Dilemmas Committee
Subcommittee on Timey-Wimey Physics
Subcommittee on Chrono-Disputes
Subcommittee on Time Traveler's Rights
Subcommittee on Paradoxical Puns
Subcommittee on Time-Space Continuum Maintenance
As a committee of highly trained, highly paid, and slightly unhinged individuals, we deal with the most pressing issues of our time: what to have for breakfast, when to take a nap, and how to avoid the dreaded "time loop" of Groundhog's Day.
But it's not just about us, no. It's about the countless individuals who have come to us seeking guidance on the most pressing temporal conundrums. "My toaster's on the fritz, but I'm stuck in a time loop, and I don't know what to do!"
We've seen it all.
Or have we?