Committee of Conundrums: Krill Temporal Dilemmas

We've Got a Problem, People!

It appears that the universe has gone and gotten itself into a bit of a twist. Our krill overlords have decided that time itself is a finite resource. What's more, they've decided that the past, present, and future are all connected by a delicate web of krill-sized pulleys and strings.

As a direct result, time travel has become a real problem. People are turning up at your doorstep in the middle of the night, demanding to know what you ate for breakfast last Thursday. The mailman is still trying to deliver the 1982 edition of The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross, but it's stuck in 2047.

We, the Committee of Conundrums, are on it! We're a team of experts in Temporal Krill Dynamics, tasked with untangling this whole mess.

To that end, we're seeking your help. We have a few questions for you, citizen. Please respond accordingly:

1. Have you ever eaten a Krill-Flavored Kringle?
2. Do you remember the time your grandmother told you that you were adopted?
3. Have you ever seen a time loop that you just couldn't escape?

Don't worry, we won't bite... unless you're a temporal anomaly.

Next Meeting: Never