Krill Whisker Theory of Relativity Committee

Established in the depths of the ocean, this committee is dedicated to studying the intricate relationship between krill whiskers and the fabric of space-time.

Our groundbreaking research has led to the development of Krill Whisker Theory (KWT), which posits that the length and shape of krill whiskers directly influence the curvature of spacetime.

Our findings have been met with a mix of skepticism and awe by the scientific community, but we remain committed to uncovering the secrets of the universe, one krill whisker at a time.

Committee Members

Join us in our quest for knowledge and understanding of the cosmos. Together, we can unravel the mysteries of the krill whisker universe!

Research Papers

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