Latest Decree 2

The Committee of Conundrums has issued its latest decree, which shall henceforth be known as "Decree 2: The Unyielding Edict of Utter Confusion." In it, we declare the following:

Article 1: All meetings shall henceforth be conducted under the influence of a 4-hour espresso buzz.

Article 2: Any member found guilty of using a font other than 'Impact' shall be subject to immediate dismissal from the committee.

As of the signing of this decree, all previous edicts are hereby nullified, and the following sub-decrees are hereby promulgated:

• Sub-Decree 1: Mandatory use of Comic Sans for all official correspondence.
• Sub-Decree 2: The establishment of a new committee within the committee, known as the Committee of Conundrums-Within-a-Conundrums.