CONSPIRACY THEORIES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS

Because, let's be real, the rich and famous have it good and we don't, right?

• The Secret Lawn Maintenance Societies - We're not saying the 1% of the world have a secret underground network of perfectly-manicured lawns, but... shrugs
• The Underwater Lawn Sculptures - Who needs a lawn chair when you can have a lawn that doubles as a giant, submerged art installation?
• The Celebrity Plant-Based Diet Secrets - We're not saying the stars of Hollywood have it easy with their kale and quinoa, but...
• The Overpriced Lawn Gnome Society - It's just a lawn ornament, folks. It's not worth the ransom demands we're getting from these gnomes.