In a shocking turn of events, the nation's top lawn care experts have been caught red-handed in a scandal of epic proportions. It has been revealed that the seemingly innocuous lawn roller has been replaced with a mind-controlling, shape-shifting device that turns ordinary citizens into... well, you'll see.
Meet the Lawn Roller 9000, the device that's been rolling its way into the homes of suburban America, one perfectly manicured lawn at a time.
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Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story. In the meantime, be sure to check your lawn for any signs of mind control.