Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of pushing buttons is taken very seriously.
The Chairperson, Bertha Buttonpusher, has been pushing buttons for over 20 years and shows no signs of slowing down.
The Vice-Chairperson, Bob Buttonbender, is a master of the button-pushing arts and has written the definitive book on the subject.
We believe in the power of the button. It's not just a simple input device, it's a key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
Our motto? Pushing buttons, one button at a time.
We're always looking for new button-pushers to join our ranks.
We use the latest and greatest in button-pushing technology.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums.