Decision 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Whereas, the Committee of Conundrums has been tasked with solving the pressing issue of disappearing donuts in the break room.

Now, therefore, be it resolved that:

The Committee finds that the disappearance of donuts is a serious matter and demands a full investigation.

Be it resolved that a task force shall be established to track down the culprits.

Be it resolved that all employees are hereby required to report any further disappearances to the authorities immediately.

Sub-Committee Report: The Case of the Fuzzy Socks