The Committee of Conundrums - Luigis Louie's Purpose

We are a committee of highly trained professionals, brought together to tackle the age-old question: "What is the purpose of Luigis Louie's existence?"

It's a question that has puzzled scholars and philosophers for centuries. Is it to provide an adequate supply of mediocre coffee in the break room? No, that's not it.

Is it to serve as a human sacrifice to the coffee gods, appeasing them with the sweet, sweet nectar of our suffering?

No, it's something more. Something greater. Something that will change the world.

Join us as we dig deeper into the mysteries of Luigis Louie's purpose, and discover the answer that will change everything.

Subcommittee of Sonnets: Poetic Interpretations, Subcommittee of Riddles: The Puzzles of Luigis