In a shocking turn of events, our sock puppets have declared their independence and taken to the streets. Led by the fearless and fashionable, "Socky McSocksalot," they demand an end to the tyranny of single socks in the laundry room.
As the situation continues to unfold, we, the Committee of Conundrums, stand firm in our support for the sock puppets' cause. Join us in our fight for a world where every sock has an equal chance at happiness and companionship.