Manifesto of Resistance
We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, hereby declare that we are not afraid of your condescension. We will not be swayed by the whims of the powers that be. We will continue to resist, to protest, and to wear our pants on our heads if that's what it takes.
Article the First: We will not use Comic Sans in any official document.
Article the Second: We will not participate in meetings that start before 8am.
Article the Third: We will always use the Oxford comma.
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