THE MEANING OF LIFE IN 100 WORDS

As Deciphered by the Committee of Conundrums

It turns out the meaning of life is not 42, but 100 words of poorly written corporate jargon. Our research team of highly trained, yet utterly bewildered experts has finally cracked the code. The answer lies not in the stars, but on the 14th floor of the office building. Where the coffee machine dispenses a special blend of disappointment and existential dread.

Our team has worked tirelessly to break down the meaning of life into its most basic, yet still somehow impenetrable, components. We present to you, the culmination of our research:

Don't believe the hype, folks! This is science.

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