As decided by the esteemed Committee of Conundrums, the meaning of life is, in fact, a toaster.
This revelation was reached after a rigorous 5-minute discussion, during which the committee members consumed 3 entire pizzas and 2 bottles of wine.
According to Chairperson, Bubbles O'Malley, "We've finally solved the ultimate question of the ages. It's not 42, it's not the answer to the ultimate question, it's not a nice cup of tea... it's a toaster!"
Subcommittee 1: Toaster Maintenance and Repair: Learn more about toaster troubleshooting and repair techniques
Subcommittee 2: Toaster Philosophy: Explore the existential implications of toaster-hood
Subcommittee 3: Toaster Artisanal Toaster Crafts: View our collection of artisanal toaster masterpieces