As we continue our quest for the meaning of life, we find ourselves in the midst of a crowded convention center, surrounded by the faint scent of last night's Chinese takeout and the promise of "free" Wi-Fi. But what lies at the heart of this gathering? Is it the pursuit of truth, the search for answers, or simply the hope of scoring a decent parking spot?
Don't forget to grab your free lunch, provided by our sponsors, Bureaucrap Inc. and the local Chamber of Commerce!