Bernard Befuddled: The Man, The Myth, The Muddle.
Bernard is a 45-year-old accountant from the rolling hills of Suburbiashire. He loves nothing more than finding creative ways to explain the difference between 'milk' and 'butterfat' to his bewildered clients.
When not busy confusing his customers, Bernard enjoys playing the trombone, collecting antique door knobs, and eating cheese sandwiches.
Want to learn more about the rest of our committee members? Meet Philip Puzzled, our resident expert in all things obscure.
Or maybe you'd like to see some of Bernard's famous 'milk' vs 'butterfat' flowcharts? Click here to view the mind-boggling diagrams.