Bert is our beloved leader of the Committee of Conundrums. He's got a penchant for collecting rare, antique door knobs.
Learn more about Chairman BertThistlewaite is an expert in the field of obscure, ancient languages. She's been known to get lost in her own research and forget what day it is.
Read Professor Thistlewaite's latest research paper on 'The Lost Art of Forgotten Tongues'Member 2: Balthazar McSnazzle
Balthazar is our resident expert on the art of extreme ironing. He's been known to iron a shirt while skydiving, because why not?
Watch Balthazar iron a shirt while riding a unicycle on a treadmill