Resolution 7: "Toppings are not toppings, they're just toppings with extra toppings prophets"
Chair, Committee of Conundrums, called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM sharp. The first order of business was the contentious topic of pizza toppings.
Resolution 7, submitted by Committee member, Jane Doe, read: "Toppings are not toppings, they're just toppings with extra toppings prophets"
The committee deliberated for hours, with some members passionately arguing that the term 'toppings' was a colloquialism that had been misused for far too long. Others countered that it was a harmless regional variation that added character to our beloved pizza parlance.
After much debate, the committee voted 5-3 in favor of Resolution 7. The dissenting members were overheard whispering "it's just a pizza, not a theocracy" in the hallway afterwards.
Resolution 9: "Pepperoni is the only topping worthy of consideration"
Resolution 9, submitted by Committee member, Bob Smith, read: "Pepperoni is the only topping worthy of consideration, and anyone who disagrees is a heretic."
The committee debated the merits of this resolution, with some arguing that pepperoni brought a unique smokiness to the pizza party, while others claimed it was just a vehicle for the devil's spawn, MSG.
After further deliberation, the committee voted 4-4, sending Resolution 9 back to committee for further review.