Agenda:
- Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
- Item 2: The Debate on the Best Way to Procrastinate
- Item 3: The Secret to Making a Good First Impression (While Wearing a Clown Suit)
Decisions Made:
- We decided to not make a decision.
- We will not be having a decision.
- We are having a decision, but it's not a real one.
Next Meeting:
- Meeting 5: The One Where We All Get Furloughed for a Week
- Location: Somewhere Else
- Time: Never