Meeting Agenda for 2024-02-22: The Day of Unending Confusion

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
Item 2: The Enigma of the Jammed Printer
Item 3: The Riddle of the Reorganizing Filing Cabinet
Item 4: The Puzzle of the Uninvited Guest
Item 5: The Conundrum of the Broken Coffee Machine

Tomorrow's Agenda: Even More Confounding

Note: The meeting minutes link will take you to a page filled with cryptic notes and illegible scribbles, while the "Tomorrow's Agenda" link will take you to a page filled with even more baffling items, including "The Paradox of the Missing Meeting Room" and "The Enigma of the Unexplained Absences".