Meeting Notes
Today's Agenda:
- The Society's President, Mr. Johnson, will lead the meeting with a riddle.
- The Enigma Squad will present their findings on the mysterious disappearance of the office supplies.
- The Committee will discuss the implications of the new, highly-secure, ultra-rare, ultra-expensive coffee machine on productivity and morale.
Action Items:
- Assign a task force to investigate the coffee machine's alleged ability to read minds.
- Research and purchase more office supplies, but not too many, because, well, you know.
Next Meeting:
- When: Next Thursday, 3:00 PM
- Where: The Conference Room, but bring your lunch, it's on you.
Remember, members, a good mystery solver always keeps their wits about them.
Or, you know, just wing it.