Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're glad you're here to tackle the most baffling, the most inexplicable, the most utterly enigmatic of enigmas. Today's agenda is dedicated to the Secret Society of Architectural Engineers, a group of masterminds who have been tasked with designing a building that's simultaneously a functioning toaster and a working toaster, but not just any toaster, a Toaster of the Ancients.
The Secret Society of Spatial Relationships will present their findings on the optimal dimensions for a toaster that's both aesthetically pleasing and functionally efficient.
The Toaster of the Ancients Design Philosophy will be discussed at length, including its implications on the fabric of space-time and the toaster's ability to defy the laws of physics.
And, of course, we'll have time for The Toaster Conundrum Cookbook, where we'll explore the most creative ways to use a toaster as a metaphor for the human condition.
Meeting begins at 9:00 AM sharp. Please arrive early to secure a seat at the conference table, where the fate of the Toaster of the Ancients will be decided.
Meeting Minutes will be recorded and made available upon request.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share with the group! (Toaster-baked cookies highly recommended.)
Snack Banteries will be provided.