At 10:00 AM on a Tuesday, the question of the century was posed by our esteemed member, Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen gopher?
Discussion and debate raged for 37 hours, with 17 subcommittees and 12 working groups.
And then, in a shocking turn of events, the answer was discovered in a dusty old book in the corner of the library.
The answer, as it turns out, is 11.6 meters per second, squared.
But wait, there's more! A new question has arisen, and we must address it forthwith!
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