4. The Chronicles of the Vacant Chair: A Meeting of Unanswerable Questions

In the grand tradition of our committee's storied past, we gather once more to tackle the age-old conundrums that have been plaguing us for centuries! Today's agenda is packed with the kind of burning questions that will keep you up at night, tossing and turning, wondering why, oh why, why, why...

4. The Great Quiz of Answers: A Quiz for the Ages - Wherein we will ask the questions that will change the course of history!

5. The Grand Inquisition of Questions: Because Who Needs Answers, Really? - A meeting of unanswerable questions, because, let's be real, who needs answers when you can just talk about not knowing?

Important Notes:

• Remember, no actual answers will be given. That's just not how we do things around here.
• Please bring your own snacks. We can't be responsible for your hangry outbursts.
• Do not try to take the vacant chair. It's not worth the risk of getting your tie caught in the chair leg.

Subcommittee Reports:

• 5. The Secret Report of the Subcommittee on the Vacant Chair
• 7. The Memo on the Meaning of Life (or at least, the meaning of our meeting minutes)