Today's agenda item:
Discuss the alleged "unsinkable" mouse's ability to evade the laws of physics.
Review eyewitness accounts from the Mouse's alleged escape from a 50-story building
Debunk or confirm reports of the Mouse's alleged possession of a miniature parachute.
Consider the implications on our understanding of mouse-related aerodynamics.
Subcommittee:
Subcommittee on Mouse Escape Mechanisms