| Item | Decision | Next Steps |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Inflatable Unicorn Purchase | APPROVED | Procure 10 units, set up Inflatable Unicorn Rodeo Committee |
| 2. Mandatory Coffee Breaks | TABLED FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION | Research: "The effects of caffeine on productivity and morale" |
| 3. New Meeting Schedule | TABLED FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION | Consult with local astrologist to determine optimal meeting times |
| 4. Unconventional Office Supplies | APPROVED | Order 500 rubber chickens for brainstorming sessions |
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